Stuff: The Amazing Tap-O-Meter - Week 25 20 19 18  

GoGoGo TAP-O-METER
Total Leaked:
282,154 litres


GoGoGo BUY ME?

 

On Wednesday 27 November 2002, our leaking tap was finally silenced after 25 weeks of making annoying gurgling noises. It was a day of celebration that was tinged with sadness. After all, the annoying gurgling noises have been part of our lives for so long, they had become an integral part of our existence. Honestly, we felt empty without them. For about 20 minutes.

Then we had hot (not tepid until the hot water tank filled and we could top up) baths for the first time since June, complete with bubbles, rubber ducks and no trickling undercurrent of icy cold water.
Super.

The plumber, who was very nice and meant to be returning 'in a couple of days', was a bit late in turning up. Four weeks, in fact. We did get a letter later on saying that it should all be repaired by the 8th November, so I'm not too sure what is going on with SBC's calenders. They seem confused. If they are having problems keeping dates, they can get a cute Shih Tzu Puppy calender from Amazon.

Again, any employees of Stevenage Borough Council who may have to install new baths and taps could click the amazon.co.uk link on the left for some handy books on fixing stuff. Some of them may even tell you the correct size washer to use so that your hard work does not start leaking a short time later, neccessitating a web-page devoted to the out-pouring and metering of water. Always happy to help, me.

Week 20

GoGoGo MEMORIES

Amount of times the soggy carpety-bit has been trodden in:
3165
Amount of times over-sogginess has created a unique kitchen shower:
47
Amount of times annoyed by cold dribbles into bath:
1457